Michele at olddognewtits and Mel at According to Mags are hosting their bi-monthly ? link up again. What fun, ladies!
'KETCHUP WITH US' - PROMPT #6
IN 57 WORDS OR LESS, TELL US ABOUT SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT THANKFUL FOR.
I hate the ads on TV for E.D. products.
Those warnings. Yeah, stop and think on that.
They're always at supper time.
It's stick picker upper time.
But you just might go blind.Stop.
Anyhow this is my 57 words on the subject of E.D. ads.
Stuck in truck
Covered in muck
Feeling so yuck
But am in luck.
Just skip the shower
Blue pills will give power
To go on for hours
And fuck like a duck.
Sounded romantic
Sex would be frantic
Screw being pedantic
This aging I'll buck.
After four hours
Can't see the flowers
Boner it towers.
Hospital sucks.
Wy! I'm sitting here reading this to Chris. I'm blushing and he is DYING laughing. Well done, Sir! It is very few a man that makes my husband laugh out loud. Great rhythm to your rhyme. :P
ReplyDeleteThanks, you're making me blush.
DeleteOh. My. God. I just laughed my ass off. And that doesn't happen every day. Very funny, Wy. Love it. Mel & I are coming for dinner next summer. We'll bring the wine.
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up!
Allright!! And thanks. That was fun. And hard to (thin) to 57 words.
ReplyDeleteI have the funniest, best dad in the universe!!!
ReplyDelete"Boner it towers
Hospital sucks."
Read this aloud to Eric and couldn't stop cackling! You are brilliant! I LOVE my life!
Michele, when y'all come to dinner, I'll do the cooking!
I Love you, Dad!
I loved that you asked if you could say the " f" word, and this is what you give us. You can say it anytime you want! Nailed it! Hee hee!
ReplyDeleteSo funny dad! I am a proud daughter! Oh, and PS, who takes a boner pill while sailing ALONE on a sailboat?!? I mean, come on!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I read it my hubby as well and he is laughing. Good job Wy.
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Hahaha That was hysterical! Well done sir!
ReplyDeleteThis totally rocks!! Those little blue pills can be potent!! Took care of 80 year old grandpa who had a perpetual boner after popping 3 Viagra! Gave himself a heart attack and required emergency open heart surgery which is where I met him! Fear the little, blue pill my friends because an 80 year old boner is not a pretty picture!!! ;) Happy Thanksgiving!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! This is sooo perfectly funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone.
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